Pulling a Condom Over Boris Johnson's Head (Android)

This is the Android version. For the computer version, see https://severalpuffins.itch.io/borisjohnsonshead 

 A General Election announcement!

We in the Flummockshire County Council wish to give the Tory Party the thanks they deserve in the run-up to the general election!

Enjoy a sunny day in the park! Don't let feral politicians, desperate for your vote, ruin your day, and don't listen to the rumours that Liz Truss has been eating squirrels live on the children's roundabout. She is a titanic figure in British politics, and not just because she came second place to an iceberg. 

Ah, we see Ms. Truss is ready to launch another economic policy.

 

Remember, you can always defend yourself from unwanted canvassing by pulling condoms over their heads.

The PM looks happy on the campaign trail.

Where will you get all these condoms while out in the park? Well, thanks to council cleaning service cuts, these days they're just lying around! And if you don't like that, well, just don't ask about our local rivers.

With thanks to Freesound users craigsmith and Reitanna for the stretch and fall sounds, respectively.